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Joke of the Day

"""Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury... Cher would be nothing without the great Sonny."" - Pro Bono Lawyer"

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"Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes."
"Last night I dreampt I was playing Kobe Bryant 1-on-1. I had him all lined up to block his shot ...and then he feinted."
"Ok, I'll admit it, my choice of words is sometimes influenced by which ones I think I can spell correctly."
"What's the difference between a joke and hundred of penises Seriously I can't take this joke anymore"
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"What's brownish and runs on oil? Jesus in a hurry."
"Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!"""