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Joke of the Day

"""Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury... Cher would be nothing without the great Sonny."" - Pro Bono Lawyer"

"""daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa"" *checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son"

"What is it called when you kill a good friend of yours? Homiecide"

"Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes."

"Last night I dreampt I was playing Kobe Bryant 1-on-1. I had him all lined up to block his shot ...and then he feinted."

"Ok, I'll admit it, my choice of words is sometimes influenced by which ones I think I can spell correctly."

"What's the difference between a joke and hundred of penises Seriously I can't take this joke anymore"

"What do you call a slutty potato chip? A Free-to-lay"

"What's brownish and runs on oil? Jesus in a hurry."

"Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!"""