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Joke of the Day

"Teacher Said The Student..?? Teacher said the students to convert the sentence ""I killed a person"" into future tense. Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is ""u will go to jail""!"

"Where is Macau? In m'field"

"Hello, Mr. Bond. *shuffles UNO cards* I've been expecting you. *sinks into bean bag chair*"

"I'd like to explain what happened before the big bang Unfortunately there's no time"

"Objects on twitter may appear funnier than they are."

"Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time."

"Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrh."

"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""

"Old people. Old people at weddings always poke me and say ""you're next"". So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"Me: A wise man once said... Wife: STOP QUOTING YOURSELF!"