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Joke of the Day
"How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown."
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"What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died? Mourning wood"
"I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y"
"Which professional tennis player masturbates the most? Andy Rawdick"
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"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: r/AskReddit"
"Ordering beef: ""Was this killed humanely? Did it suffer?"" Ordering lobster: ""I'd like to rip this to pieces in front of its entire family."""
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"Question to a crying child Q: Why did the drunken father go to jail? A: Beats me"
"My Optometrist told me in 8 years I'd have 2020 vision."