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Joke of the Day
"This apple tastes terrible. It must be the way I'm holding it."
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"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive."
"So i was fucking this midget with one arm (nsfw) Boy, is my arm tired."
"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."
"[At Wedding] Priest: And do you take me as your lawfully wedded wife? Me: I do. WAIT A SECOND Priest: TOO LATE. YOU'RE MINE NOW, IDIOT."
"""I suffer from CDO ... ...Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!"""
"I overheard my neighbor telling someone on the phone that I am creepy and weird. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under her bed and confront her."
"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."
"What's the difference between au jus and a jew? Au jus is boiled but a jew is baked."
"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds"