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Joke of the Day
"Would you blow him?"
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"Tattoo idea: One Jonas Brothers face on each thigh. What? There's three? Okay, and one right in the middle. How do you spell Kevin?"
"(bet ya never heard this one) Your mama so slutty.... she gobbles more balls than hungry hungry hippos"
"Miss Piggy was arrested for smoking weed. When the cops asked her what she was thinking she replied, ""Kermit said he wanted baked ham for Christmas."""
"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"
"I joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand at the back and ting."
"Russia's most prolific musician? JOHN LENIN"
"If I said I was the king of the jungle, I'd be lion to you."
"Niece: I like math M: 5 X 1? N: 5 M: *takes out phone* right N:You're using your phone? M: I got a text N: I didnt hear a sound *runs away*"
"What is the greatest shock ever? While having sex with pregnant woman a hand grabs your dick from inside."