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Joke of the Day
"What did the elevator say to the escalator? Do you even lift?"
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"My illiterecy got me fired from the box moving company. I was so confused, I didn't know which way was up."
"*watching an old Lassie show Me: How come you can't do those things? Dog (mutters): If we had a well I'd push you into it."
"What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having sex with a Vietnamese Lady? Nguyenning!"
"A priest walks into a shoemakers shope... And says to the cobbler, ""Help! My soles need heeling!"""
"What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !"
"A blonde and a brunette are in a room... The blonde ask: ""What does idk stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, no one does!"""
"Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm a dog"
"You know the best thing about having a penis? You get to share it with people who don't."
"Roses are reddish... Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish"