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Joke of the Day

"A girl goes into the doctors and says, 'Doctor i have a pencil stuck in my pussy i might get lead poisoning, doctor looked and said ' dont worry it has a rubber on it."

"I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop."

"Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people."

"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up"

"CW:my husband doesn't understand me at all. What about yours? Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you..."

"What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife? He gets hammered and she gets nailed."

"3: I'm going to say hi to that boy on the bike Boy rides by & she waves shyly after he passes 3: He didn't hear me Me: Flirting's hard"

"My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed. So I've sent in my wedding album."

"What is a joke that works on many levels? HR Department."

"A boy asks his mum why he was getting Christmas presents in August His mum replied ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy. """