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Joke of the Day

"3: I'm going to say hi to that boy on the bike Boy rides by & she waves shyly after he passes 3: He didn't hear me Me: Flirting's hard"

"John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar... The barman says, ""Why the wrong face?"""

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day"

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it..."

"This belongs on r/NoSleep Because will have no sleep doing their homework tonight."

"Made this up a few years ago listening to NPR What do you call music about climate change? An Al Gore-rhythm"

"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"

"A black man asks a white man where the colored printer is. The white man smiles and says, ""My friend, in this day and age, you can use any printer."""

"What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand? *hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING?!?!?!"

"Why do programmers drink coffee so much? So they aren't lying when they say they like Java."