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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilo mockingbirds"
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"How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked? Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke."
"How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking? With a Nine Inch Nail."
"To make it safer to use the mobile phone when I'm driving, I've deleted all my German male contacts. I now completely Hans free."
"Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight."
"Hogwart's basketball team is the worst in all the wizarding world They could only score 9 in 3 quarters."
"Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends? Because Paracetamol on fire."
"Expert Archer Detected How do you know if someone's an expert archer? Put an apple on your head & stand still; he'll Tell you."
"Jews What is the difference between a pizza and a jew? Jews dont scream in the oven. What is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Boy scouts come home from camp."
"Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?"