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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilo mockingbirds"
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"Which Dinosaurs love electricity? Bulbasaurs"
"I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog... It was a shih tzu :)"
"Cool Ranch Doritos are just like regular ranch Doritos except every chip wears a little pair of aviators."
"I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy He has a strong Taipei personality"
"Break-up if you can't be faithful. Stay faithful or stay single."
"Buying my parents' house. Soon, like so many of the 'ladies' here... I too will be a middle aged man tweeting from his mom's basement."
"NHL Referees"
"What did the Mother say to her son when she saw him eating cookies for breakfast? Your Dad and I are getting a divorce."
"What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian? I don't know man, I just fly the drones."