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Joke of the Day
"Which Dinosaurs love electricity? Bulbasaurs"
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"Got a job cleaning up leaves. I was raking it in."
"Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out."
"A mathematician was out with his friends."
"[At a bar] Guy: Did it hurt? Me: What? G: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw."
"What does Freud like to do with his mum Oedipussy"
"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"
"How do you find a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard"
"What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man? What's the challah cost?"
"Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged? She's already cancelled her wedding and reception due to lack of RSVPs."