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Joke of the Day

"What meme do Uber drivers hate? Do you even Lyft, bro?"

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason."

"how do you know that adam and eve were white have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man"

"I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised."

"Girls only date me to further their careers... Damn archeologists and paleontologists!"

"A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society."

"If I ever see my wife asleep with her mouth wide open, I seize the opportunity. First I unzip my pants, then I pull out my penis... And then I have sex with her sister."

"Saying ""oh my gosh you're getting so big!"" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old. Not so much to an ex-girlfriend."

"What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student? Now, don't fret about it!"

"Bad day? Just remember, there are folks that have their ex's name tattooed on their body. Merica."