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"What meme do Uber drivers hate? Do you even Lyft, bro?"
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"After the Titanic sank, rich people got their revenge by spending the last hundred years melting all the icebergs."
"My friend and I were finally able to laugh off how competitive we are with each other. But I laughed harder."
"What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat? Wharf!"
"You know why I quit working at the sausage factory? It was the wurst."
"According to the bible, women's first mistake was listening to the devil. Man's first mistake was listening to the woman."
"How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool? Get a really big bar stool."
"What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate."
"A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me."
"The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones]"