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Joke of the Day

"I think these protesters are sending the wrong message... because they keep telling me to Love Trump's Hate."

"Q: Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach? A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers."

"Just a hipster joke passing by... Why did the hipster burn his hand? Because he touched the heater before it was cool."

"It's time to end double standards. It doesn't make sense that if a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut... But if a guy does the same thing, he's gay."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. I'll show myself out."

"What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!"

"Showers: never want to get in, then never wanting to get out."

"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"

"Have you guys heard about the corduroy pillows? There making head lines. (classic) Edit: goddammit...they're"

"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little nazis"