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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 avocados? A guacamole."
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"Ben Carson is going to be our next president. Cause once you go black, you never go back."
"What did the man in the ""Race for a Cure"" say to the three people beside him? ""we're walking four abreast."""
"I like my coffee like my women... Piping hot and all over my lap in the McDonald's drive thru (backs away very slowly, opens door without turning around, lurks out...)"
"*tries to get a life. Life: I have a girlfriend."
"The greatest pickup line of all time... Let's be friends."
"To get to the other side. Why did Yoda cross the road?"
"Who called it a Spanish teacher instead of an instruction Manuel?"
"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? 10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later."
"What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live."