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Joke of the Day
"This summer, a rom-com dares to ask the question, ""Can a 9 date an 8?"""
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"My son would've been 4 yo today Man 1: My son would've been 4 yo today Man 2: Oh, I'm sorry man. What happened? Man 1: I pulled out."
"People of Twitter: If you worry that you aren't creative enough, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it."
"What the diffrence between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp"
"I have bulimic Alzheimers I always eat too much but forget to throw up."
"Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!"
"What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off."
"What is the premier dish in Israeli-Japanese cuisine? Jewshi"
"What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off? A stroke of genius!"
"I love spending time with girls.. its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars"