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Joke of the Day

"Almost half the atheists I know were raised catholic, and I can't help but wonder... Was the sex really that bad?"

"My friend just joined a reggae band playing the triangle, he says it's easy... All he has to do is stand at the back 'n' ting."

"Go to Starbucks. Tell them your name is Dad. Hide in the crowd. Listen as the hipster barista says ""Dad?..Dad?..DAD?..DAD?!"" & starts crying"

"What's the difference between an oral, and rectal thermometer? The taste."

"I have days when wearing a hat is the only use I have made of my head."

"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar. They get shitfaced."

"Whats a retarded person's favorite season? Autismn"

"The 2nd amendment gives us the right to bear arms and the 8th amendment gives us the right to horse legs"

"Red Dead Redemption 2 announced! Not. :^ )"

"NSFW What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."