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Joke of the Day

"""You have a date? With who?"" [Sees a fishing boat] ""Uh, her name is Net..."" [Sees someone with a booger] ""Flicks! Net Flicks! Wait. Dammit."""

"Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court."

"I am so drunk, i'm going to regreddit tomorrow! regReddit GET IT? wow, this is as dry as california."

"You know what they say about cliffhangers..."

"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."

"What do you call a lesbian who doesn't believe in gods? A gay-theist. EDIT: Spelling error. whoops"

"A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation."

"Spent all night being teased by Medusa. Now I'm hard as a rock."

"I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter."

"Why is it that.. ..we still fall for click bait titles?"