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Joke of the Day

"When I see someone driving the same car I'm driving, I always peer in to make sure it's not me from another dimension."

"What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? Hopefully your girlfriend"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up, dried out and stashed in the freezer."

"""I bought a new car!"" Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay? ""Only $3,200"" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit ""Damn....not again"""

"I've always had an over-active imagination. Like that time I found myself drowning in an ocean of Tango it took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."

"What comes after fear but before sex? funf"

"Did you know? That atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"What's the square root of 69? 8 something"

"I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking"

"My left hand is dominant. Sometimes it spanks my right one."