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Joke of the Day

"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"

"I imagine the hardest part about being vegan is getting up before sunrise to milk all of those almonds."

"Limits Of Technology A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"My friend and I were playing 'biggest number', and for my number I simply multiplied his number by itself. I won fair and square."

"My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again."

"There are 4 gay guys in a bar and only one bar stool, how do they all sit down? They turn the stool up side down"

"If women want to be treated as equals to men, we're going to need to start seeing a lot more deadbeat moms and manizers."

"Halfway through V for Vendetta... ...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon."

"Here's a bit of advice. Advi"

"Hate flying? Try American Airlines. They do too."