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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo the other day, all they had was a small dog. It was a shit-zoo."
Next Joke
"Maybe Offensive to jews. You have been warned.(NSFW?) Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? One doesnt scream in the oven."
"The closest I've ever come to eating better is eating butter."
"What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw."
"Sorry I changed your ringtone to Salt-N-Pepa's ""push it"" and called you a bunch of times during your colonoscopy."
"Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham? Because they're inbred."
"My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that you dont hire stupid people."
"Why do men give their penises names? Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions."
"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."
"[rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I... umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*"