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Joke of the Day
"I just told my sister I'm into incest.. She's taking it pretty hard"
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"What is black and white and red all over? An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship."
"Waiter there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir and I'm sure there is an A C and all the other letters too !"
"The sun is in so many movies.. It's like one giant star!"
"me: ""okay I might as well just say it..I love you"" girl dinosaur: ""omg u have no idea how long I've waited for u to say that!"" *meteorite*"
"Girls of Reddit what do you like in a man Lol we all know girls don't do the ""Internet""."
"""I sound nothing like that when I cry."" -doves"
"Last night I met a hooker who didn't know the first thing about business the customer comes first."
"Mechanic : your motor is losing power and it won't last long. Me : you been talking to my wife bro?"
"My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, ""just change the sine."""