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Joke of the Day
"Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright they're grand."
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"Did you hear the one about the dude who married an exhibitionist? He saw his wife flash before his eyes."
"At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, ""They'll never see you coming!"""
"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""
"Can february march? No, but april may. ~~ sorry, I just love bad jokes~~"
"What is an alcoholic's favorite part of the chicken? The Cock Tail"
"Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn? He couldn't trust his hose."
"A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive."