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Joke of the Day
"Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
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"A book just fell on my head. I only have, my-shelf to blame. :3"
"yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!"
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"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know probably more than eight, my basement is still dark."
"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"
"*At the Carnival* Me: How much for the petting zoo? Person: What? *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*"
"What's a monkey's favorite snack? Rhesus Peanut butter cups!"
"What's a pirate favorite letter? Rape."