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Joke of the Day
"Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
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"God: One last thing before I let you in. Let's look at your Google search history. Me: I'll show myself out."
"How do you tell a deaf person to shut up? ""Here, hold this."""
"What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck? Jose and Hose B"
"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because they hunt whales."
"Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"
"Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else."
"Did you hear about that party at Thor's? No, I guess you wouldn't have; he kept it pretty Loki."
"I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn't 6 hours long."
"I'm in a band called called Dyslexia We've just released our greatest shit album"