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Joke of the Day
"Who's the fattest knight at the king's table? circumference"
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"What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat? Claude"
"Your posts make me wish I couldn't read."
"We Don't Swerve Blondes Here"
"Universe's odds of existing? Near impossible. Humanity's odds of existing? Near impossible. My chances at a relationship? Well... I make the other odds look like a 1 in 6 roll on loaded dice."
"Roses are brown, Violets are brown.. Who the fuck took a shit in my garden?"
"What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? ""Who said talk is cheap?"""
"Teachers call me a fish because I'm below C level"
"What did little Hitler get for his birthday? His Third Treich."
"I think metals are my favorite type of element The other ones just seem so lackluster."