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Joke of the Day

"Who's the fattest knight at the king's table? circumference"

"My most favorite joke Boy to shopkeeper : Do you have fairness cream ?. Shopkeeper : Yes. Boy : Then why dont you apply to your daughter :D ."

"If you're the best at bodybuilding, all you've really accomplished is grossing the rest of us out."

"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and went home."

"What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips"

"I work in food service. .. We've cooked so many passover meals, it's like everyone is afraid of ovens."

"Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue"

"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."

"People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer"

"I've managed to build a car without a reverse gear or a steering wheel. It's pretty straight forward really."