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Joke of the Day

"At the rate I'm throwing shit out as I pack to move there's a strong possibility not all the kids will make it to the new house"

"Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money."

"It's not illegal to wear a pinstripe suit & slick back your hair. Then go to a restaurant & ask them if they got ""that thing"" while winking."

"My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house."

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer..."

"i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task"

"To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky."

"How come Spider-Man didn't get the most obvious spider trait? Black."

"Splinters are woods way of sexual assault They can go deep inside you, and the bigger they are, the more it hurts."

"Today is ""bring your dog to work day"". I thought it was ""bring your dawg to work day"". So now DeShaun has to leave. Sorry dawg"