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Joke of the Day
"I always like to tell fart jokes about myself I call it self defecating humour"
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"My wife made fun of my (admittedly) ugly balls again. I shall now drop the charade that I am a ""feminist."""
"Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15? That's when the big hand touches the little hand."
"Did you hear about the fierce competition between the Texan and Mexican ice cream shops? It was the Battle of the A La Mode!"
"After 4 months, I lost 270 pounds Now she's my ex-wife"
"Would a cheetah cheat on his wife? No, but a tiger would."
"When someone says ""excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable"", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time."
"3 blonds were driving to Disney World... The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home."
"What's Hitler's favorite letter? Well, it's not Z."