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Joke of the Day

"It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching."

"What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds? NAMburgers"

"A Billionaire, a Misogynist, and a Racist walks into a bar The bartender asks how he is doing in the election. Edit: shitty spelling and punchline"

"*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges, licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"

"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"

"Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes? they use the metric system"

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Syd"" ""Syd who?"" ""Dys Leiax"""

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."

"JESUS: so I'm u GOD: yes JESUS: and ur me GOD: yes JESUS: I don't get it GOD: I do JESUS: how can one of us get it & not the other GOD: whoa"