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Joke of the Day

"I've never been on Jeopardy, but I have put a 4yo to bed, so I know what it's like to be asked about things you never even heard of."

"What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug? A pugilist!"

"What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese? A Wurst-Kase Scenario"

"Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes? Because they're paid to."

"I got a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer. Credit to Steven Wright."

"HUH? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'"

"instead of a fancy wedding cake how about get a cool expert karate guy to roundhouse kick cupcakes into everyone's mouths"

"Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon"

"I will never miss you, because I'm a really good shooter."