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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz? He took her for granite."
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"The most Canadian sentence ever. Sorry aboot spilling too much maple syrup into your Tim Hortons coffee, eh?"
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"There was life on mars. Was. It was a cat. Then Curiosity killed it."
"""Doc,"" I said, ""every time I fart the room fills with smoke and stinks of petrol. What's the matter with me?"" ""That's easy,"" he said. ""You're exhausted."""
"Pizza Hut Employee: I'm sorry but we don't deliver bog grass. I'm not even sure what that is. Moose: [incoherent bellowing]"
"a friend told me i look like james taylor just after he went bald ;("
"How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"How are wearing Crocs like having butt sex with a guy? It feels really good until you look down and realize you're gay."
"What do you call a cow who is also a knight? Sir Loin."