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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure he understands What The Hell I'm talking about....But.....Since I'm showing cleavage, he's at least listening ;D"

"Old cows eventually make for the best glue So if Hillary Clinton becomes president, there's hope that our divided country can once again stick together."

"I've just found a Christmas present for my daughter in the loft. I'll take it up to her later."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Their kids haven't ."

"My relationship status is like that other missing sock, I'm all alone and eventually end up getting trashed"

"Strong Winds by Gail Force"

"Why is it called ""Alien vs Predator""? Isn't predator an alien too? They should've just called it ""Some Aliens"""

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!"

"What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup? Erdogone"

"I need a new waffle iron. These waffles are still wrinkled."