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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock, knock.... Who's there? The chicken."

"I would make an economics joke But there's no demand"

"What is a java programmers favorite bird? A BlueJ"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero."

"Half the time, I don't know if I'm in /r/jokes or /r/shower thoughts."

"I told my Canadian friend that I ran zero miles today... she said that was 0K"

"what's big, black and looks good on a lawyer's neck? a doberman"

"Deja Moo When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before."

"Toilet paper and my iPhone have a lot in common... both are essential when I take a s$it."

"women love to see the veins in a man's arm. it shows he runs on blood, and not something more sinister"