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Joke of the Day

"What do parsley and pussy hair have in common? You push it aside and keep eating. Credit to a coworker that told me this last night."

"The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever."

"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"

"The worst thing about being single is wondering if I'll ever have kids. Like, what if I just keep making money & having fun forever? Scary!"

"Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!"

"Rumors are that Harry Styles is BiSexual according to a recent interview I hear they're going to change the name of the band to 'Both Directions'"

"Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake? Sheet cake."

"How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb."

"Know how being wanted feels like? Just imagine how oil fields like"

"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"