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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? A: The bucket."
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"Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later baby not."
"What's Scrooge's favourite food? A humbug'er."
"What do you have to bring if you visit r/nsfw_gifs? Giffy Lube."
"Herpes is such a strong word, I prefer penis sprinkles."
"if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?"
"You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before."
"The entire history of the universe could be seen as a slow growth, expansion and coalescence of consciousness, were it not for Sarah Palin."