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Joke of the Day
"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."
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"Think most people would be both disappointed and relieved if they realized just how little other people care what they do."
"There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."
"Did you hear about the guy who took his suppositories orally? He said, ""For all the good these are doing me, I may as well shove 'em up my ass!"""
"Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, ""That's not your left foot"" a billion times."
"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out and all the cotton's picked"
"TIL Ron Jeremy is a porn star I always thought he was just an actor but as soon as he came on the screen it was clear"
"What did the dead person say the skeleton... ""You're a numbskull."""
"I overclocked my computer processor this morning... The time advanced by one hour."