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Joke of the Day
"What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ? Nothing, he was just full of tears"
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"Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway? It's a play on words."
"I don't know which child you think I don't treat correctly... Jake, Thomas or the fat ugly one?"
"What did the door say to the other door? I can see your Knob Simple yet effective"
"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was in to bestiality, you Islamophobe. He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday"
"Wonder why my son doesn't want me to walk him to the bus stop? Maybe I'd better unhook one of the straps on my overalls like the cool kids."
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full"
"What did one atom say to the other? Thank you for your help in this matter!"
"What do you say to a guy with kidney stones? Urine trouble!"
"Why do babies cry when they're born? Because it's the most painful day in their lives"