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Joke of the Day
"What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ? Nothing, he was just full of tears"
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"How does Samuel L Jackson create fire with an orange? He uses Pulp Friction"
"Moms that name their daughters Stacy are the real narcissists."
"Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes its's no great shakes!"
"What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep."
"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."
"I can't stop watching this TV series on the history of the Black Monks It's been addicting"
"What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend? Elixir."
"Happy Passive Aggressive day! Don't worry, I didn't want you to get me anything anyway. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it."