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Joke of the Day
"I'd make a joke about desecrating animal corpses But it would just be beating a dead horse."
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"I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone"
"I consider myself a hopeless romantic because I only fall in love with women who are out of my league."
"if u hear ur roommate using ur beard trimmer in the bathroom but they come out and look exactly the same u should buy a new beard trimmer"
"I'm modest, so when it comes to sex I don't like to toot my own horn"
"I broke my finger today But on the other hand im fine"
"A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, ""First let me see the sandwich."""
"caught my son running a google search for "" shit stain pussy "". i am beyond distraught. we are strictly a Bing family"
"My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people. (Credit goes to a person on either America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent, can't remember which)"
"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve breakfast"""