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Joke of the Day

"Interesting Factoid: Facebook causes you to overestimate how happy your friends are, and therefore might make you more depressed!"

"What's the fourth derivative called? Inauguration. Why? Change of jerk."

"Your Momma is so classless... She could be a Marxist utopia"

"Chinese girls number I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"What's the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures"

"I asked this vampire to think quietly about what he'd done but then I remembered they can't reflect."

"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"

"What's brown and sticky? Parcel tape."

"What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs? A retarded bandwagoner"

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side"