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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures"

"Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea? The next day he was found dead in his tea pee"

"I know it's normal to be naked in front of your doctor, but I still get really self-conscious every time I go to the optometrist"

"The loop of Internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack."

"A Nobel prize winner posts to Reddit... (Fart sounds)"

"9: Why are you hitting that spider? wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law [leaving] I don't have to take this"

"Breaking news: We can all tell Kanye something Because we're still waiting for him to get his money right"

"The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone."

"I got throw out of university for plagiarism... Their words, not mine."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"