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Joke of the Day

"I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day today. Just kidding, here's a reminder it's on May 10th."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. And one of them was assaulted."

"What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays? Ramadamadan."

"Make it hurt nsfw A woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."

"What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice? Avoid the insulation asbestos you can."

"Understanding women is like... Smelling the color 3."

"My left hand is dominant. Sometimes it spanks my right one."

"How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb? Why the fuck would a blind man need a light bulb?"

"Wanna hear a joke about cats? Haha, just kitten."

"How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear."