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Joke of the Day

"Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview The interviewer asked ""What's your strong suit?"" ""Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."""

"My family tree is a Cactus........ Full of pricks ! :/"

"What do you do if a bird shits on your head? Don't go out with her again!"

"Does your state have less water than California? Drought it."

"What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst."

"If you go to an animal shelter and ask for a cat, they get really upset if you play them like a guitar and scream ROCK YOU LIKE A FURRICANE."

"Oh no! I forgot to refrigerate this German sausage! Now it's totally become a spoiled brat."

"I think my cat's a communist... He won't shut up about Mao"

"Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle."

"If you were to second guess your decision on booking a trip to a Native American community... That would be a reservation reservation reservation!"