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Joke of the Day

"Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview The interviewer asked ""What's your strong suit?"" ""Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."""

"My cocaine is so white Police let it go with a warning"

"What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Walking"

"Whats the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*"

"Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper."

"The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."

"I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me....turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D"

"I have a Mexican friend from the United States... He said he was Juan of US."

"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."