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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Polack women use vibrators? They chip their teeth."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head"

"""I...I don't know, doc. I guess I'm just tired of being pushed around all the time."" -Revolving Doors"

"why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef"

"If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving is not for you."

"Did you hear that the French President is getting divorced? Apparently he came home early and caught his wife surrendering to a German."

"This one needs your full participation! Say it out loud. Say the word ""silk"" 3 times Now, what do cows drink?"

"How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!"

"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"

"4-year-old: What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door? Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific? 4: No reason."