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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Polack women use vibrators? They chip their teeth."

"I'd also tell you a joke about how my balls hang. . . But that's too low."

"What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained? Please! I in cyst!"

"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the bum."

"When i was a kid we played football on a bit of grass at the bottom of the bridge where people often committed suicide... We used the jumpers for goalposts."

"When girls ask if I'm good in bed, I tell them ""Of course, how hard is it to close your eyes and literally do nothing for 8 hours""."

"(telling a ghost story) You know those knocking noises you hear at night? That's adulthood coming for you! *all the adults start screaming*"

"Your college degree doesn't mean you're smart, it just means you're in debt."

"They found a mysterious hole in the fence of our local nudist colony. The police are looking into it."

"What's the difference between a chicken and a hen? The spelling."