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Joke of the Day
"Darth Vader showed up to Luke's party uninvited. Talk about a foe pa."
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"If Donald Trump replaces Obama.... ...Does that mean Orange is the new Black?"
"Said it before but someone needs to start a rumor that Muslims don't eat donuts so that people will start sending those to the mosque."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
"Frank's Girlfriend Frankfurter walks into his favorite bar holding a curvy Hamburger by the hand. ""Hi guys,"" he says. ""Meet my girlfriend, Patty."""
"What is one food guaranteed to lower a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"
"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."
"China has a Great Wall And they have barely any Mexicans"
"My hammer is alot like my dick... About 20 years old and hooks slightly to the left"
"I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you."