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Joke of the Day
"Darth Vader showed up to Luke's party uninvited. Talk about a foe pa."
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"Good slumber party questions: - What's the furthest underground you've ever eaten a burger - How many necks have you touched - What's pesto"
"Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?"
"What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged? Please sir, I don't want any treble."
"I figured out why new mothers are so tired. Having kids really takes a lot out of you."
"free shipping should be basic human rights."
"Jail is just college for people who work at fast food restaurants."
"Arguing with a greased up Asian... Can be a slippery slope."
"My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up."
"Coffee Joke [OC] So the coffee asked the creamer, ""Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"" The creamer replied, ""I'm half and half."" ^^^I'm ^^^Sorry."