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Joke of the Day

"The life of a clown A clown goes to his boss to ask for a raise, the boss replies: ""20 years working for me and you finally make me laugh."""

"i have a question for ron gaul why was my wife screaming your name last night?"

"Two kinds of lairs when it comes to masturbation ... Those that say they never have ... ...And those that say they quit ."

"Have you seen the new karate opera? Critics are calling it sensei-tional."

"How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail."

"What do you call a blonde geek with cancer? A dumb terminal"

"Little boy: ""daddy, I want to be a Men's Rights Activist when I grow up"" Dad: son, don't grow up to be an irritating wuss"

"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"

"When I get on facebook I get excited when I see the red numbers over the globe thing until I open it and find it is for a stupid game request."

"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"