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Joke of the Day

"What does an onion and a prostitute have in common? They give you really bad breath when you eat them."

"What do you call a Chinese Podiatrist? Hee Lan To"

"What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated? Discuss"

"When is a dog not a dog? When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend."

"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."

"I #respectfully #trot when you let me cross the street in front of you. I salute the #power of the automobile."

"This guy told me that he can see the future but he didn't even try to duck when I punched him in the face."

"I just heard Bill is interested in Hillary again... She's barely legal..."

"Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all of the coffin."

"Him: You were supposed to do something about the groundhog under the deck. Me: I did. I named him Lord Melbourne. He likes Cocoa Puffs."