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Joke of the Day
"You know what a vegetarian will never get? A Spam."
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"Why did the hipster die? someone told him billions of people were alive."
"But let's get real here guys I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather."
"VERY angry at @united flight attendant who REFUSED to let me ride as a lap baby"
"Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night."
"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."
"Why can't redditors sew? Because the thread has been locked by a moderator"
"I am fairly certain that ""YOLO"" is ""Carpe Diem"" for stupid people."
"A granny comes to see a doctor - and the doctor is a granny too."
"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""