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Joke of the Day
"Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?"
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"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"". I said, ""scissors, I win"" and drove off."
"Your mother's so fat... she listens to Jimmy Buffet."
"Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to ""make America grate again."""
"How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?. None she is the joke"
"I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder."
"Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire? Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich."
"Breaking up with a Japanese girl is the worst... you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday."
"men r from mars , women r frm venus , neither are capable of reproducton or space travel so species dies out [RECALIBRATE SIMULATION?] <Y/N>"