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Joke of the Day
"In a perfect world you'd be able to mark people as spam in real life."
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"Apparently I took my elderly neighbor's offer to ""come inside"" a bit too far. Anyway, totally in jail."
"Just saw a guy riding a skateboard, holding a surfboard. Dunno where he's going but I assume there's Mountain Dew there."
"What's red and goes ""Oh, Oh, Oh!""? Santa walking backwards."
"A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body."
"Experts determine Super Bowl blackout was an electrical issue, also determine grass has a green issue."
"A child is being pushed around in a pink toy convertible while eating a chocolate frosted donut, and I want to ask her how she got this job."
"TIL Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween.. guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors"
"I'm here to write an article about procrastination Actually I'll do it later remind me"
"Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek? Because it's the future."