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Joke of the Day
"If they worked, nobody would own more than one self-help book."
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"You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women's restroom."
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"Do you want a quick joke? Do you want another one?"
"When someone replies late... If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?"