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Joke of the Day
"Nothing says ""Proper Retirement Planning"" like a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets"
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"So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*"
"Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos"
"Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho."
"I am eternally grateful to whoever donated organs for my surgery... I'll always hold a little piece of them close to my heart."
"Columbus didn't get to India because he was dis-Oriented He found the Americas by Occident."
"Did you hear the one about the perverted statistician? He couldn't get off on the standard deviation"
"Don't worry, you are safe Zombies eat brains"
"I used to be an adventurer like you But then I took crippling adult responsibilities."
"How does George W. Bush do well on his high school midterms? He uses study strategeries."