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Joke of the Day
"My friend is 1/8th Jew He's Jew...Ish"
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"I hate it when adults try to relate to youth using slang. Guess that's what makes me a woke bae."
"The milk is so good its Legendary"
"Yes, 911, that guy just fed my house letters again."
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw in your washing."
"Who was Tupac married to? His Thug Wife."
"How does Bono spell ""color""? With or without ""u"""
"ME: [waking up from nap] HER: *looking angry* when i said i wanted to sleep with you this isn't what i meant"
"Let's hollow out a meatball & just live in there forever like James & the giant peach but instead of a peach it's a meatball do you get it?"
"I'm just like the ghostbusters, except I chase squirrels around my neighborhood with a vacuum cleaner"