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Joke of the Day

"How are Roman Polanski and pimples similar? Both cum on your face when you're 13. How are Roman Polanski and body hair similar? Both cum on your ass when you're 13."

"Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music...pugstep."

"On the toilet for 20 minutes. Wish you were here."

"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."

"What's DJ Khalid's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."

"Everyone needs a three hour nap after their breakfast pizza, right?"

"why don't Italians like Jehovah's witnesses? Italians don't like ANY witnesses."

"I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot. That's bit sexist, isn't it?"

"Life is going pretty good for me lately I guess. I just got a booty call last night. It was from life. Apparently it still wants to fuck me."

"This guy at my school has eight zits on his face. We call him octo pus."